"i just lay here posing, being super pretty in front of mom's camera."
"hey, what's up?"
"what's that thing? is it new, can i see?"
"i can guard this for you while you are playing super model."
"but give it to me then!"
"no, it's mine and i had it first."
"but mom, maybe you can take my picture instead? i am really cute too you know."